pizza: Pizza Hut and a few other Pizza places I have found do not offer anchovies! That surprises me, as a pizza is incomplete without anchovies. These same places offer pineapple though, which has to be the most disgusting communistic topping ever. How can I get a law passed that will preserve the sanctity of pizza?|||because I vetoed that law|||Eric S., is that you? Come back to ask questions like "Would it be illegal to rob a bank to get money for the homeless?"|||because anchovies is the topping of Satan|||Because then you will have pineapple lovers who hate anchovies demanding they be banned, and we end up with nothing but sauce and dough being offered. Companies market to what sells, not to make people mad or happy.|||You can't, because such a law would not be in the public interest. So long as wholesome ingredients are used, the choice is up to the business.|||Blasphemy, pineapple is a great pizza topping.|||Anchovies add that special "brightness" of flavor. One has to be a Connoisseur to fully appreciate the nuances of a fine anchovy, which is traditional to pizza and other italian foods. Caesar dressing and A-1 sauce would be bland and flavorless without the lowly anchovy. Pineapple, on the other hand, is best served grilled, to bring out the natural sugars, which are then heated until they slightly caramelize. Unfortunately, when put on a pizza, the pineapple gets mushy and meshes with the tomato sauce, polluting the flavors of both. I am 100% behind the poster on this one. I think there should be basic standards and I honestly think that if people would just try the anchovies on their pizzas, they'd see it our way!|||The Pizza Hut I work at offers anchovies AND pineapple.